Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
