we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ugly people sure do ruin things
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I did not marry a roomba.
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