I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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