I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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