Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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