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y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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