if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hello my rib-scented angel!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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