Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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