I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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