I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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