everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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