He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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