Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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