you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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