Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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