Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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