I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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