i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
dude. I can hear the air.
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