he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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