well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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