When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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