I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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