Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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