If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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