I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sober January is a disaster.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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