no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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