I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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