I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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