I hate your face
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Panties = found
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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