that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ketchup is God's man juice
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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