summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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