She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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