We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you had me at cake vodka
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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