Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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