Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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