Kiss
Puke
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
