I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
