You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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