Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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