And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
worst night to have a conscience
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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