Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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