Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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