You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Everything about him screamed your future.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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