Dignity is for republicans.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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