i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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