Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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