I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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