Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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