1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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