Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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